Robots and Dinner

A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a fancy hotel. As he waited
to be seated, he noticed that the maitre d' was a robot. The robot clicked
to attention and said, "Sir, there is a one hour wait. I am programmed to
converse with you until a table is ready, If you please."Intrigued, the man
said, "OK." The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked, "Sir, what
is your IQ?"

The man answered, "Oh, about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, interstellar
space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc. The man was most
impressed. The next day he returned, with his Best Diet Pills in hand, but thought he would try a different
tack.

The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" This time the man answered,
Oh, about 100".

So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores,
and what to expect the Steelers to do this weekend.

The guy had to try it one more time. So the next day he returned.

Again the robot asked the question, "What is your IQ?"

This time the man drawled out, " Uh.....'bout 50."

The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,

"A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e g-o-I-n-g t-o n-o-m-I-n-a-t-e
H-I-l-l-a-r-y?"

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I really like this joke. Of course I am of the opinion that if Hil-BIl is nominated it will guarantee the Republicans a solid victory. There is a about .001% chance that hil-bil could be elected. Why? Her, negatives are to high.

Have a mirthful day.