IS this Funny

Incontinence Hotline...Can you hold, please?...

The question of Incontinence is it funny or not. The general rule of thumb seems to be Incontinence is not funny, yet fart jokes are funny.

When the subject is incontinence supplies . . . that is funny.

So I am going to try to avoid the "Incontinence Hotline...Can you hold, please?..." joke as it does not seem to be very funny. At all, but wait, there was priest, a pastor and rabbi walking down the street . . .

Have mirthful day. . .

in the Army now

The NCO Club in a steel buildings at a base had a new robotic bartender installed.
An NCO came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What was your ASVAB Score when you joined the military?"

The NCO replied, "99."

So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on.

The NCO listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."

Another guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What was your ASVAB Score?"

The man responded, "70."

So the robot started talking about the football, baseball and so on.

The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."

A third NCO came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him, "What was your ASVAB Score when you joined the military?"

The NCO replied, "40."

The robot then said, "So, what's up in the world of First Sergeants, these days?"


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Ok I know this is a variation of an old joke. I just love this idea, it makes me laugh. esp. with the 1st portion.

Santa's Windows

Santa enters a store that sell kids curtains.

He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."

The salesman assured him that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing.

Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print.

The salesperson asked what size curtains he needed.

Santa replies, "Fifteen inches."

"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?"

Santa tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for his computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "But, sir, computers do not have curtains!"

Santa says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!"


I warned you this would be bad. Of course if you just avoided windows

iCal Rocks

I was sitting in my office furniture and was thinking, and well read, that today is the birthday for iCal. I know many people do not know what iCal is . . . it is the most wonderful computer calendar program.

I have managed to switch to iCal and use it like crazy. iCal has been quite the helper for all the work I do. I have separate calendars for differing types. One for work, one for home and so on and so forth.

Have a happy day

Sparklers

You know, one of these days I knew it would happen. I will be able to recount the story when I am in my Orlando vacation home in the future.

I was lighting sparklers and having fun. When I pulled a really stupid idea. Let's throw a sparkler in the air. This was moments after telling my kids to behave.


Mine was caught in the tree. Grrr