A Store Event

I was at the store looking at theater seating and all of sudden . . . this huge person. And I mean huge person came in looking at the furinture. I felt bad for them. As she wanted a a bed and the salesman basically said he would not sell.

Why do I say this? It is not a joke. We need to treat people with dignity and respect.

Engineering

Dilbert had to do some market research for TBHP (the pointy haired boss). And of course everything goes wrong. Why is this? I am not to sure. However, I am convinced that things always fall apart when you mix two kinds of people together. OR mix anyone and engineers.

I once dated an engineer (wannabe) and it was not a lot of fun.

Have a happy day.

The Mouse

I was walking down the street past a Condo Hotels when a man screamed out. I ran over to see what it was.

And there was a mouse around the feet. So i quickly terminated the mouse. The guy looked rather shocked. He asked me how could I have killed the mouse? Simple you were scared and he was holding you hostage.

No he screamed at me, it is my rat that was held hostage, how can I ever find him.





Have a good day.

Sleep

Speaking of wanting sleep I should look at fixed asset accounting for extra help sleeping. I could count sheep but why bother.


Workng on four hours is never good for me.

Well have a most happy day out there in cyber land. And stay awake

Super Charge

I feel like I am haveing some Dell Memory issues.

my brain is not working, if only a small upgrade would work. Plug in a chip and wham bam thank you ma'am all new and better. Would be a good thing. I may be able to think again. Of course 8 hours of sleep would help also.

The End

So I have to get a student loan consolidation just in time for loans to go down. The Intrest rate is going up next week, Now I need to get it all together and lock in a lower rate on my loan. The bad part is that I will be paying for a long time to come.


Have a happy day.

My Decor

I am a firm beliver in decor. Mine is early american garage sale. With an empasis on the early Eisenhower period.

Since I am moving, we are thinking about discount furniture at a real discount.

Hummmmmm . A new couch. One that does not slouch. A color tv. Never mind have one of those. Still need one with a remote. Just kidding after al l Ido have a computer

Becasue

So a Hoodia is walking down the street looking for some fun.

It walks into a bar and says, "Gimmie a beer."

The Barkeep replies unto it, "We don't serve your kind here."

Offended the Hoodia looks back unto the barkeep and aske, "How could you do that? Why would you do that.

The bartender opens his mouth and speaks saying, "Because."

To which the creature gazes back and asks . . .

Here is the trouble, I need a punchline. Can you help?

Another Bad Joke

Welcome back to lame and bad jokes.

How many times did the pastor do a cash advance for the church.

Till they were broke.

Kinda lame. But what do you expect a Johnny Carson joke? Speaking of lame jokes, has Jay leno gone down hill or what? I mean he is not as ffunny as he used to be. Can we just get some clean jokes out there? Please.

I mean just a couple of nights of fun jokes that are clean? is that to much to ask. I think so

What do you get when . . .

Florida vacation

What do you get when you cross a mouse with a Florida vacation?

A mouse with orange juice that likes minnie.

No I do not think that one worked at all. I need to rework it so it will be funny. But it is lame. And I do like really lame jokes. Not to mention bad ones to.

You know the type that make you groan in great displeasure.

How many?

How many elephants can you get in a piece of luggage?

Well first you have to remove the pastor, the priest, and the rabbi.

Okay if you followed that one you are as odd of humor as I am. Why do I think of random stuff? Remember the title. This blog is called lame bad or old jokes. No where in that the time of lame, bad or old jokes do I imply they will make sense.