Food Jokes

I found some more bad jokes

DIET PUNS: Riddle/pun:
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A FAT PERSON?
Answer: THE SKINNY PERON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS.

Remember: NOTHING DENTURED, NOTHING GAINED.

Also for the punny: Some things are worth the WEIGHT. Ice cream is worth it.

How many Fat Burner does it take to lose a pound?
Let me light a match and find out.


Okay how about?

FOOD: YOU CAN'T WIN; YOU CAN'T LOSE.

IF YOU DON'T HAVE TASTE, IT GOES TO WASTE.

IF YOU HAVE TOO MUCH TASTE, IT GOES TO WAIST.

Well have a happy day.