Too Much Time on my hands

Welcome to the High School Musical tickets we have a song to sing. Lots of songs and music. Oh what a happy day. We have another time to sing and dance. We try to look like pros. We forget out lines, why, because it is a high school musical! Welcome to the fun and sing a silly song. After all it is a high school musical!

Vick and Dogs

I am not sure about this one . . .


Michael Vick has to discuss his case with a judge walks in and says, "Yo! Dog!"

Well maybe. I am sure Vick will send a commercial collection agency to collect royalties from me, but that is beside the point.

This joke, I thought would go over better. But, alas it is did not. Students thought it was rather lame.

Hence the title, Lame and bad jokes are my speciality.

Have a happy day.

Not So Sure

I would like to come up with a lamely badly old joke for this week. Though I do not feel so funny. Nor do I feel funny.

So I thought. And I thought. Then I thunk some more.

A duck walks into a online furniture catalog and orders a PC.

The guy looks over the counter and down at the duck and asks, "Why do you want that?"

The duck responds, "Well I am tired of crashing in windows, I would like to be able to crash Windows."

At that hte clerk says, "Fatal Error and turns blue."

Well maybe not.

Open Bum Jokes

Okay, so there are many weird things out there like Dilbert and Dogbert going to a hobby shop and getting lost.

Today, I went took someone to the emergency room. Now, I have simple question, I mean just a simple question.

Those wonderful open butt gowns are the butt of many jokes. Why on earth would a hospital place a tag on them saying they are the property of.

Are these such a hot property that people are stealing them like crazy? Or am I missing something.

even more bad jokes

So how many lawyer jokes are there?


Three. The rest are true stories.


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My dog went for treatments and the vet looked and said, how long has your dog had this problem?

the dog replies, one woof.

Okay. Was that really that bad. Or was it just me.

in any case have a happy day.

A Bad Choice

So now that Hallmark has their Christmas junk out . . . it is time for christmas gift ideas, so as a public service here are some items not to get:

For Dad: a condom and a book on being discreet
For Mom: a basic cookbook
For Sister: a vibrator
For Brother: an vibrator for men
For Uncle: A book of bad jokes.


I will keep up my helps for the next several months.

Finding Video

I was looking for jokes on panties. To go with the padded panty idea. However, all I found were videos. Not let's be real. I am not into videos on the web. I think they are over rated.

There was a cool one of Chris Angel guessing colors of panties. That was a little weird. Of course I think he is a little weird. I am just not into tons of videos and watching youtube all day long.

Have a happy day