Bubba And Al

Out at an DELETED, two rednecks, Bubba Bill and Al, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said "lookie thar up ahead, Al, it's a poll-ice roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!" Don't worry, Bubba", Al said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat".

"What fer?", asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Al. Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?" "No, sir", said Al. "We're on the patch"!

I was reading this and thinking about Bubba Clinton and Al. As you may recall a few years ago when going around in 92, they were trying to be good ole' redneck boys.

What I find funny about this is how all has ended. Bubba Bill to the Anti-Bubba mecca of Moo York City, and he became the first black president.

Bubba Al, goes on to hurt a real bubba in george. Now Al the boy is running around the countryside still trying to say he should have been president. Well Bubba Al, Justice Scalia says, get over it.