This joke was sent to me by my wife. I know this has been going around for awhile.
A golfer was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife told him; "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday at his favorite golf course.
The funny part is that I was in between the 100 yard markers trying to make it on to the green when she called me and told me the joke. Fortunately, I was on the 17th hole. I then finished the 18th and went home quickly.
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