Wednesday, August 1, 2007

More Jokes On Money

Bull Market is a random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

Bear Market is a 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry and the husband gets no sex.

A long term investment is a short term investment that failed.

An investment property is where you get property in which you cannot live.

Have a happy day

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