Friday, May 18, 2007

Who are your contacts?

Okay back to jokes:

A motorcycle policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses."

The woman answered "Well, I have contacts."

The policeman, looking over his motorcycle sunglasses he replied, "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!

Okay I like this one. Cops are sometimes so not smart.

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